Not sorry :)
Apparently these little devices are going into mens restrooms...and they have a recording to warn fellas not to over indulge and then operate heavy machinery.
A guy saddles up to a urnial to make room for more beer...
"Dude, Don't drink and drive." (actually- I've never heard one, so it might be a little different)
I hope they put some in the Ladies room, but ones with a different message- like:
"Are you sure you want to hook up with that guy?"
"Check your mascara...it's running a little."
"Did you bring condoms? They're on sale next door at CVS" or
"Sister- you have a great ass!"
I might see if I can get one for my bathroom...one I can program with all kinds of special messages- just for me!
"Your hair is fabulous!"
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"Everybody's boobs do that after a while...don't fret."
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"Skip the scale today...it's not our friend."
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"I love the way you smile."
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"Darlin'- you have a great ass!"
I wonder if I can find one on the internet?
I wonder if I couldn't just find a MAN to say those things?
"Sigh"...think I'd better check ebay~
;)
4 comments:
Darlin, you have a GREAT fanny! from a dude in Texas....
Seven...
YOU are the best ;)
Thanks- I'll log on and read this everyday!
LOL :)
Me would program it with "Say Cheese" Then the sound of a camera taking a picture. Guarenteed to stop the flow of wee wee.
Fun-NY! You made me laugh.
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