"I have never met a person whose greatest need was anything other than real, unconditional love. You can find it in a simple act of kindness toward someone who needs help.
There is no mistaking love.
You feel it in your heart. It is the common fiber of life, the flame that heals our soul, energizes our spirit and supplies passion to our lives. It is our connection to God and to each other."
Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Thursday, February 22, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Oooo- I WANT one!!!
(I stole this...you know who you are.
Not sorry :)
Apparently these little devices are going into mens restrooms...and they have a recording to warn fellas not to over indulge and then operate heavy machinery.
A guy saddles up to a urnial to make room for more beer...
"Dude, Don't drink and drive." (actually- I've never heard one, so it might be a little different)
I hope they put some in the Ladies room, but ones with a different message- like:
"Are you sure you want to hook up with that guy?"
"Check your mascara...it's running a little."
"Did you bring condoms? They're on sale next door at CVS" or
"Sister- you have a great ass!"
I might see if I can get one for my bathroom...one I can program with all kinds of special messages- just for me!
"Your hair is fabulous!"
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"Everybody's boobs do that after a while...don't fret."
-
"Skip the scale today...it's not our friend."
-
"I love the way you smile."
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"Darlin'- you have a great ass!"
I wonder if I can find one on the internet?
I wonder if I couldn't just find a MAN to say those things?
"Sigh"...think I'd better check ebay~
;)
Not sorry :)
Apparently these little devices are going into mens restrooms...and they have a recording to warn fellas not to over indulge and then operate heavy machinery.
A guy saddles up to a urnial to make room for more beer...
"Dude, Don't drink and drive." (actually- I've never heard one, so it might be a little different)
I hope they put some in the Ladies room, but ones with a different message- like:
"Are you sure you want to hook up with that guy?"
"Check your mascara...it's running a little."
"Did you bring condoms? They're on sale next door at CVS" or
"Sister- you have a great ass!"
I might see if I can get one for my bathroom...one I can program with all kinds of special messages- just for me!
"Your hair is fabulous!"
-
"Everybody's boobs do that after a while...don't fret."
-
"Skip the scale today...it's not our friend."
-
"I love the way you smile."
-
"Darlin'- you have a great ass!"
I wonder if I can find one on the internet?
I wonder if I couldn't just find a MAN to say those things?
"Sigh"...think I'd better check ebay~
;)
Monday, February 19, 2007
Al Gore...I feel so much better now!
Recently Al Gore said,
"Our climate crisis is the biggest challenge facing humanity,"
Really?
Not Islamic Terrorism?
Not ethnic cleansing in Darfur?
Not Nukes in Korea?
Not Missiles in Russia?
Not Trans-fats and partially hydrogenated oil?
Not Brittany going bald?
I'll finally be able to sleep tonight- thanks Al!
"Our climate crisis is the biggest challenge facing humanity,"
Really?
Not Islamic Terrorism?
Not ethnic cleansing in Darfur?
Not Nukes in Korea?
Not Missiles in Russia?
Not Trans-fats and partially hydrogenated oil?
Not Brittany going bald?
I'll finally be able to sleep tonight- thanks Al!
Sunday, February 18, 2007
Missiles and WMDs (click here)
So...if any object tossed in the air (towards a moving car) is considered a "missile"-
I wonder what constitutes a Weapon of Mass Destruction???
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17212960/
I wonder what constitutes a Weapon of Mass Destruction???
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17212960/
Thursday, February 1, 2007
FOX news story~
Woman: Cops Ignored Pleas for Help at Arrest, Baby Died Next Day
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249044,00.html
Ummm- since when was a 12 week growth in-utero a "BABY"???
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,249044,00.html
Ummm- since when was a 12 week growth in-utero a "BABY"???
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